May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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