awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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