i was rollin on her like bob the builder
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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