butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I am mentally ready for anal.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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