Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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