Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The uberlube is also flammable
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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