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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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