Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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