Dual....:-)
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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