The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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