You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I AM VODKA MAN
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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