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I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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