and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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