no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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