I wannas sexs uuuuu
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
