I wish I could punch you in the face.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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