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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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