I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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