Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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