This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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