I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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