She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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