Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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