We're like a lot better than the average bears
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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