No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I am available for nakedness
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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