belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel great
I just peed on a car
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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