i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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