Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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