ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
