Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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