Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Two words: nipple clamps
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