I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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