Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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