this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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