is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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