it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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