I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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