He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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