After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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