how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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