Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
