im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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