He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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