She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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