what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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