garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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