I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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