Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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