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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?

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  Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.

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• (631): View more from New York

  is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away

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• (805): View more from California

  Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.

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