Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?