Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"