Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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