Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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