She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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