She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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