How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
