found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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